They let you graduate high school without knowing this stuff?

For my Cultural Anthropology class:

The map quiz is on February 4.

You will be asked to locate these on the map -

countries:
Papua New Guinea, China, USA, India, Canada, Australia, Brazil, Russia

continents/regions:

Asia, South America, Africa, Antarctica, Europe, North America, Central America

Seriously? I mean seriously?

Last semester I had to write a 5-7 page paper on whether or not propaganda is good for America using examples from three distinct time periods, analyzing cyclical historical trends and citing at least 4 sources. (Rosie to Riot: Propaganda and American feminism, such a fun paper)

This semester I have to locate my own country on a map.

I don't understand college.

(I am still in college, right? The JC campus didn't turn into a middle school while I was in NY?)